Why I don't have my mom on Facebook.

 

Guy: There's nothing nicer than an all natural boob. 

Girl: That's where you're wrong! two natural boobs are nicer.

Guy: Damnit I forgot about two boobs.

Girl: yeah lmfao
MOM: The last boob u touched was mine when i breast fed u! LOL

Guy: Nawh mom leave I get plenty of boob.
MOM: Your sisters doesn't count!

Guy: Ewww leave.